The Irishman
(2019)
Directed by Martin Scorsese
Starring Robert DeNiro, Joe Pesci, Al Pacino
Rating: ******
6/6
The talented Martin Scorsese
Has completed another film,
And he got Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro… Continue reading
Mr. Nice Guy
(1997)
Directed by Sammo Hung
Starring Jackie Chan, Gabrielle Fitzpatrick, Miki Lee, Richard Norton
Rating: ******
5/6
A drug deal is going down,
But one side is double-crossed.
A … Continue reading
Rumble In The Bronx
(1995)
Directed by Stanley Tong
Starring Jackie Chan, Anita Mui, Françoise Yip, Bill Tung, Marc Akerstream
Rating: ******
5/6
I got to see this film uncut
For the … Continue reading
Fantasy Mission Force
(1983)
Directed by Yen-Ping Chu
Starring Jackie Chan, Brigitte Lin, Jimmy Wang Yu
Rating: ******
3/6
Abraham Lincoln has been kidnapped,
Though it’s not the one we know and … Continue reading
Miracles
(1989)
AKA Mr. Canton and Lady Rose
AKA The Canton Godfather
AKA Big Brother
Directed by Jackie Chan
Starring Jackie Chan, Anita Mui, Ah-Lei Gua, Bill Tung, Richard Ng, Maggie CheungRating: ******
… Continue reading
Heart Of Dragon
(1985)
Directed by Sammo Hung, Fruit Chan
Starring Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, Emily Chu
Rating: ******
4.5/6
They don’t treat retarded people
With reverence in Hong Kong.
This type … Continue reading
Gorgeous
(1999)
Directed by Vincent Kok
Starring Jackie Chan, Qi Shu, Tony Chiu-Wai Leung
Rating: ******
6/6
In this sweet and touching story,
A young woman named Boo
Is tired of her Taiwanese … Continue reading
Space Jam
(1996)
Directed by Joe Pytka
Starring Michael Jordan, Wayne Knight, Theresa Randle
Rating: ******
1/6
Space Jam is a travesty
Involving the legend Bugs Bunny,
That’s not in the least … Continue reading
Parker
(2013)
Directed by Taylor Hackford
Starring Jason Statham, Jennifer Lopez, Michael Chiklis, Nick Nolte
Rating: ******
5/6
Jason Statham
Steals some cash,
Gets betrayed,
And inhales ash.… Continue reading
Total Recall Remake
(2012)
Directed by Len Wiseman
Starring Colin Farrell, Bokeem Woodbine, Bryan Cranston, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel
Rating: ******
2/6
Total Recall from 1990
Is a graphic, brutal film,
That … Continue reading
