A year’s supply of Limericks
I have posted here.
Next week I shan’t post any,
But my archive won’t be cleared.

You can still view all my Limericks,
And my Haikus once they’re done,
From my menu, under Limericks.
I’ve … Continue reading

I’m reaching my twenties, no doubt
‘Cause my antlers keep falling out.
My hoofs are past prime
And they’re losing their shine
And my lips are beginning to pout.… Continue reading

When I die I’m donating my tissues
To a research lab with no issues
About class nomenclature
And messing with Nature.
I’m confident they won’t be misused.… Continue reading

A gosling, a duck and a gander
Encountered a rare salamander.
Sid the duck to the gosling
“I think that he’s causing
All of us birds to meander.”… Continue reading

I fear that my canine has fleas
And also Dutch Elm Disease.
His bones are all old.
He won’t do as he’s told,
Not even when I say “please”.… Continue reading

The Indian’s paddle was used
To move his canoe through the blues
Of a great mighty stream,
Cascading like steam
O’er the marvelous and breathtaking hues.… Continue reading

She had not forgotten her book
When she dove into the brook.
Quick as a waiter,
She’d read it much later,
Depending on how long she took.… Continue reading

I was gonna take a quick shower
But somebody turned off the power.
Now I can’t wash my tummy
And have to smell funny.
My mood has just turned pretty dour.… Continue reading

In my hooded robe I don’t falter.
I sacrifice girls on at the altar.
I oft use a shovel,
For I worship the Devil.
I’ll half bury her. Then I will salt her.… Continue reading