There was a young captain named Kirk.
Who would sit in his command chair and smirk.
Like Nikolai Volkoff
He’d fight with his shirt off.
Each time his great strategies worked.… Continue reading
Which is more correct:
Men are better than women
Or Laos is rich?… Continue reading
I spent all of my cash
On a woman named Autumn.
Now I’m a pauper.… Continue reading
The red antelope
Dies of a Summer heat stroke.
He spoils nastily.… Continue reading
Eating sweets and sleeping in,
Overindulges.… Continue reading
Back in Africa,
I paddle for all I’m worth
From the hungry natives.… Continue reading
There are times when I
Have to replace a haiku,
And times when I don’t.… Continue reading
That big angry animal
That just stomped on me.… Continue reading
There was a young Gungan named Jar Jar.
Who came out of the pages of Star Wars.
He slipped and he flopped.
And he drooled and slopped.
And made folks wish that he were an aardvark.… Continue reading
Directed by Michael Winner
Starring Charles Bronson
Listen for a sec.
Paul Kersey is an architect.
His blueprints are always up to spec
And when dining … Continue reading