I eat what I like for a fact,
And oftentimes lie on my back.
Every so often
I’ll buy me a coffin
For the next person who calls me fat.… Continue reading
The tale of Heungbu
And his good brother Nolbu:
Good for all ages.… Continue reading
My grand, X-Rated
Novel, after censorship,
Is shortened to this.… Continue reading
When does Monkey shine?
When he’s doing monkeyshines!
(You are not smiling.)… Continue reading
Minutes tick by whilst
I wait at the bus stop for
The one-twenty-one.… Continue reading
Hopelessness is felt
When things in the snack machine
Fail to be released.… Continue reading
When paper gets wet
Every page I scribble on
Becomes torn and wrecked.… Continue reading
A cat eating mice
Afterwards rests, and he then
Feels warm and well fed.… Continue reading
Directed by Mark L. Lester
Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
A chainsaw is a cutter’s tool,
A quite complex machine.
It’s chain has X sharp razor blades,
Four hundred cuts … Continue reading
While I was walking I passed
The Canadian flag at half mast.
The pole was stationed
At the police station.
It’s revealed that a John Doe has passed.… Continue reading