There was a young Gungan named Jar Jar.
Who came out of the pages of Star Wars.
He slipped and he flopped.
And he drooled and slopped.
And made folks wish that he were an aardvark.… Continue reading
Directed by Michael Winner
Starring Charles Bronson
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Paul Kersey is an architect.
His blueprints are always up to spec
And when dining … Continue reading
The leaf spirals down
Deep into the toilet bowl.
She washes her hands.… Continue reading
I protect myself
With a jacket in the Spring.
Supernova kills.… Continue reading
Unable to breathe,
I drift through the airless void
To my own demise.… Continue reading
An old blind man pees
In his neighbour’s leftovers.
What a simpleton.… Continue reading
A small killer laughs.
He eats his vegetables.
In Fall he is tall.… Continue reading
The ants go marching
Along their straight Autumn path
Till they get eaten.… Continue reading
Edge of Tomorrow
Directed by Doug Liman
Starring Tom Cruise
I must write this now. It can’t wait till the morrow.
I must write my review for Edge … Continue reading
There was an old woman from Halmark
Who decided to shop at a Walmart.
She chose fifty items
But chose not to buy them
And left all that stuff in her cart.… Continue reading