Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) Directed by Zack Snyder Starring Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Jesse Eisenberg, Gal GodotRating: ******
4/6
This particular Humourless sequel Was made right after Man of Steel. After Superman’s fight Had killed so many folks, Batman decides To go after this bloke. He gets some assistance From a Lex Luther fair, An annoying, unfunny, Billionaire. His attempts to intimidate Fall so flat, They leave us wondering Why he chose to do that. Not content with just Batman And Superman, They threw in Doomsday And Wonder Woman.
These two do little To make us care. They are mere distractions, With little flair. These exact same actors, With better direction, Free to use actual Vocal inflection, Could have all wowed us And made us all scream. Instead, we are sorry They were ever onscreen. The Warner execs Tried a new approach. Gritty and dark Was the new way to go. Dark and gritty? It’s meaningless If little emotion Will come out of this. It’s badly written And badly made, Unfortunate, Because it could have been great. A lowly four Is what it gets. Don’t waste too much Time on this.
