Ben-Hur

(1959)

Directed by William Wyler

Starring Charlton Heston, Jack Hawkins, Stephen Boyd, Haya Harareet
Rating: ******
              6/6
Ben-Hur ‘59
Is hard on the eyes.
I believe that the screen is
A little too wide.

Just a sliver is seen
On your TV screen,
No matter how big, how wide,
Or how lean.

It tends to detract,
And even distract
From his epic film
That’s action-packed.

They went all out
On this biblical bout,
Stopping at nothing
To bring it about.

They knew that to rise
Above Ben-Hur ’25,
The production would need to
Double in size.

Firstly, some colour.
I kid you not, brother.
They went all out with
Technicolor.

Then sound design,
Absent last time,
To bring out the vocals
So, they’d have no need to mime.

Then an epic score
Designed to floor
Everyone watching,
Jaws to the floor.

Widescreen was next.
Normal widescreen was nixed.
Two-point seven five
Was the image they fixed.

The Ben-Hur role,
The very lead role,
Went to Charlton Heston
In perhaps his best role.

He plays a Roman who,
While roamin’,
Becomes a slave on the ship
Made for rowin’.

This galley slave
Though sick of the waves,
Is determined to row
Till the end of his days,
Till a sea battle comes,
And his ship becomes crumbs,
Floating adrift with no
Heat from the sun.

He goes on adventures,
Not getting too injured,
And returns to Rome
As his current venture.

A lifetime’s Grace
Leads him back to this place
So he can have
A chariot race.

The silent one
Was very well done.
Would they be able
To top that one?

This is the spot
Where widescreen got
To really shine
In the movie we got.

The race was well filmed,
So very well filmed,
That it’s the most memorable sequence
From that film.

It’s remembered by
All who happened by
And watched the movie
Instead of the sky.

It’s reason enough
To see this stuff,
Though out of context,
Is it really enough?

The story is engaging,
The performances unaging,
The direction top-notch,
And the nitrate worth saving.

It’s an excellent pick,
Quite full of tricks.
I’m rating this film
A well-deserved six.

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