Another long year has just passed. In fact, it’s a thing of the past. It’s fortunate, dear, That we’re free of that year, For I did not believe it would last.
Happy New Year’s, dear readers, From ArticlesInRhyme!!!… Continue reading
There was a man from the New York Times Who’d only read ArticlesInRhyme. One winter, while listless, He read a greeting for Christmas, And regarded the greeting as fine.
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A year’s supply of Limericks
I have posted here.
Next week I shan’t post any,
But my archive won’t be cleared.
You can still view all my Limericks,
And my Haikus once they’re done,
From my menu, under Limericks.
I’ve … Continue reading
I’m reaching my twenties, no doubt
‘Cause my antlers keep falling out.
My hoofs are past prime
And they’re losing their shine
And my lips are beginning to pout.… Continue reading
When I die I’m donating my tissues
To a research lab with no issues
About class nomenclature
And messing with Nature.
I’m confident they won’t be misused.… Continue reading
A gosling, a duck and a gander
Encountered a rare salamander.
Sid the duck to the gosling
“I think that he’s causing
All of us birds to meander.”… Continue reading
I fear that my canine has fleas
And also Dutch Elm Disease.
His bones are all old.
He won’t do as he’s told,
Not even when I say “please”.… Continue reading
I am finally taking my leave
From a battleship peopled with Steves.
As a Navy lieutenant
I’m cheerful to end it,
For each of the surnames were Reeve.… Continue reading
She took her basket to the beach,
Within which was a perfect peach.
She emptied her basket
And said ‘twas fantastic,
And enjoyed her day trip at the beach.… Continue reading
The Indian’s paddle was used
To move his canoe through the blues
Of a great mighty stream,
Cascading like steam
O’er the marvelous and breathtaking hues.… Continue reading
