Movie Review

Maggie

(2015)

Directed by Henry Hobson

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Abigail Breslin, Joely Richardson

Rating: ******
1/6

Maggie is a quite dreadful film,
But it didn’t have to be.
It had some very good

(1988)

Directed by Eric Karson

Starring Shô Kosugi, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Doran Clark

Rating: ******
5/6

Sho Kosugi,
The best man for the job,
A CIA spy
Who sometimes has to rob,

(2017)

Directed by Elliott Lester

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Scoot McNairy, Maggie Grace

Rating: ******
3/6

This later Arnie vehicle
Is based on true events
That began back in 2002
With an accident

(1966)

Directed by Sergio Leone

Starring Clint Eastwood, Eli Wallach, Lee Van Cleef

Rating: ******
5.4/6

In this epic film, The Man With No Name
Is playing a bit of a confidence

(1980)

Directed by Dick Lowry

Starring Loni Anderson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ray Buktenica

Rating: ******
4/6

Two years before Conan, Arnie’s career
Was sporadic, and when he’d appear,
It was usually in

(1996)

Directed by Brian Levant

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Jake Lloyd

Rating: ******
5/6

For Christmas 1996, Arnie, man of men
Decided to dip his toe into comedy again.
He

(2019)

Directed by Tim Miller

Starring Linda Hamilton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mackenzie Davis, Natalia Reyes, Gabriel Luna

Rating: ******
4/6

Dark Fate is a bit of a slog,
With exceedingly bad dialogue,
Which

(1994)

Directed by Phillip Noyce

Starring Harrison Ford, Willem Dafoe, Anne Archer

Rating: ******
4.5/6

This is another adaptation
Of a Tom Clancy novel,
But unlike Patriot Games,
It differs from the

(1992)

Directed by Phillip Noyce

Starring Harrison Ford, Sean Bean, Anne Archer

Rating: ******
5/6

A good novel is tricky
To put to the screen.
Much imposition
And stuff in-between

Gets removed

(1993)

Directed by Andrew Davis

Starring Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones, Sela Ward, Julianne Moore

Rating: ******
5/6

Richard Kimball,
A practising surgeon,
Surprises a man
In his home hurtin’

His wife.