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Regarding Henry

(1991)

Directed by Mike Nichols

Starring Harrison Ford, Annette Bening, Michael Haley

Rating: ******
5/6

An aggressive lawyer
Goes out for some smokes,
Sees a robbery,
And get smoked.

The hospital staff

AKA Rambo
AKA John Rambo

(2008)

Directed by Sylvester Stallone

Starring Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz, Matthew Mardsen

Rating: ******
5.2/6

Shortly after Rambo came out,
Stallone announced his dissatisfaction.
He said that

(2018)

Directed by Steven Caple Jr.

Starring Michael B. Jordan, Sylvester Stallone, Tessa Thompson

Rating: ******
5/6

This film is much better than the last one, for sure,
For we get to

(2015)

Directed by Ryan Coogler

Starring Michael B. Jordan, Sylvester Stallone, Tessa Thompson

Rating: ******
3/6

This is not a Rocky movie,
And only co-stars Stallone,
As a sad, old man
Who

(1995)

Directed by Richard Donner

Starring Sylvester Stallone, Antonio Banderas, Julianne Moore

Rating: ******
5/6

Sly plays the greatest
Assassin in the world.
He wants to retire
And live off his gold.

(1984)

Directed by Richard Fleischer

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sandahl Bergman, Mako, Olivia d’Abo, Grace Jones

Rating: ******
3.4/6

This film was just as bloody
As its violent predecessor,
But the Producers decided

(1982)

Directed by John Milius

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Max von Sydow, Sandahl Bergman, Mako

Rating: ******
5/6

In the Hyborian Age, way back when,
William Smith and his son

(2015)

Directed by Alan Taylor

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Clarke, Emilia Clarke

Rating: ******
5/6

The Terminator
From 1984
Meets an older Terminator
Who came a while before.

This older Terminator
Came

(2009)

Directed by McG

Starring Christian Bale, Sam Worthington, Anton Yelchin

Rating: ******
5/6

Arnie isn’t in this one,
Except for a very brief insertion
Of his likeness into a scene.
Otherwise,

(2003)

Directed by Jonathan Mostow

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl, Kristanna Loken

Rating: ******
4/6

If ever a movie sequel
Did not have to be made,
It would definitely be this one.