1982

Conan the Barbarian

(1982)

Directed by John Milius

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Max von Sydow, Sandahl Bergman, Mako

Rating: ******
5/6

In the Hyborian Age, way back when,
William Smith and his son

(1982)

Directed by Ridley Scott

Starring Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, Sean Young

Rating: ******
5.6/6

Blade Runner is a slow-paced,
Magnificent sci-fi.
It’s visually striking,
And the director really tries.

The art

(1982)

Directed by Sylvester Stallone

Starring Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burt Young, Carl Weathers, Mr. T

Rating: ******
5/6

In the first Rocky, Apollo Creed
Had gotten quite content.
It was

Dragon Lord

(1982)

Directed by Jackie Chan

Starring Jackie Chan, Mars, Michael Wai-Man Chan, Shirley Yim

Rating: ******
4/6

This is not one of the more popular … Continue reading

Rambo V is coming up,
The last one that Sly will do,
So let me do a countdown
And add some film reviews

Of every Rambo ever made
And give them each a rating,
Preparatory to Rambo V.
For Last … Continue reading

The Plague Dogs

(1982)

Directed by Martin Rosen

Starring John Hurt, Christopher Benjamin, James Bolam

Rating: ******
5/6

Welcome readers, welcome to
My first animated film review.
Martin Rosen directs this tale… Continue reading

Death Wish II
(1982)

Directed by Michael Winner
Starring Charles Bronson

Rating: ******
4/6

Dark and gritty, sordid and slimy,
This was the man’s darkest hour.
Seedy, unpleasant, diseased and grimy,
This … Continue reading