Arnold Schwarzenegger

Conan the Destroyer

(1984)

Directed by Richard Fleischer

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sandahl Bergman, Mako, Olivia d’Abo, Grace Jones

Rating: ******
3.4/6

This film was just as bloody
As its violent predecessor,
But the Producers decided

(1982)

Directed by John Milius

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Max von Sydow, Sandahl Bergman, Mako

Rating: ******
5/6

In the Hyborian Age, way back when,
William Smith and his son

(1991)

Directed by James Cameron

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Edward Furlong, Robert Patrick

Rating: ******
5.5/6

This film is one of the greatest
Sci-fi actioneers
To come out of Hollywood
In

(1984)

Directed by James Cameron

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Michael Biehn

Rating: ******
5.6/6

In the dead of night, a lightning strike
Lights up the city sky.
A man appears from

(1990)

Directed by Ivan Reitman

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Penelope Ann Miller, Pamela Reed

Rating: ******
5.6/6

One of Arnie’s greatest movies
Has a minimal of action.
It’s a family-friendly comedy
With the

(2013)

Directed by Jee-woon Kim

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Forest Whitaker, Johnny Knoxville

Rating: ******
5/6

Finally, a fun Arnie Flick,
With just the right combination
Of action and humour and fantasy,
With

(2002)

Directed by Andrew Davis

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, John Leguizamo, Francesca Neri

Rating: ******
2/6

Arnold Schwarzenegger,
A fireman,
Sees his wife and son burn,
Both Americans,

Attacked with others
On American

(1999)

Directed by Peter Hyams

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gabriel Byrne, Robin Tunney

Rating: ******
1/6

One of Arnie’s biggest stinkers
Made back in the day
Was a slow-moving thriller
Called End of

(1996)

Directed by Chuck Russell

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Vanessa Williams, James Caan, James Coburn

Rating: ******
5/6

Arnie plays an Eraser, with cheer,
Someone who makes witnesses disappear.
Not permanently.  
He saves

(1993)

Directed by John McTiernan

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, F. Murray Abraham, Art Carney

Rating: ******
2/6

Ugh.
This is the very movie, I fear,
That began to derail Arnie’s career.
The year