Revenge of the Fallen:
(2009)
Rating: ******
1/6
Directed by Michael Bay
Starring Shia Laboeuf, Megan Fox
I most often tend to review films
That I have personally enjoyed.
This was one … Continue reading
The Man Who Laughs
(1928)
Rating: ******
6/6
Directed by Paul Leni
Starring Conrad Veidt, Mary Philbin, Olga Baclanova
A man is brought before the King
And is told of his own son’s … Continue reading
Just Friends
(2005)
Rating: ******
2.4/6
Directed by Roger Kumble
Starring Ryan Reynolds
This is a movie you can pull from the shelf
About a poor, fat slob who hates himself.
A … Continue reading
Commando
(1985)
Rating: ******
6/6
Directed by Mark L. Lester
Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
A chainsaw is a cutter’s tool,
A quite complex machine.
It’s chain has X sharp razor blades,
Four hundred cuts … Continue reading
Death Wish V: The Face of Death
(1994)
Rating: ******
4.5/6
Directed by Allan A. Goldstein
Starring Charles Bronson
Paul Kersey’s in his seventies.
He can’t move quite as well,
But he’s … Continue reading
Death Wish 4: The Crackdown
(1987)
Directed by J. Lee Thompson
Starring Charles Bronson
Rating: ******
3/6
Paul Kersey is back, though not quite as groovy.
This is practically a Death Wish … Continue reading
Death Wish 3
(1985)
Directed by Michael Winner
Starring Charles Bronson
Rating: ******
5/6
1985 was a great year for films
Featuring one-man armies slaughtering bad guys
We got Rambo, Commando, and … Continue reading
Death Wish II
(1982)
Directed by Michael Winner
Starring Charles Bronson
Rating: ******
4/6
Dark and gritty, sordid and slimy,
This was the man’s darkest hour.
Seedy, unpleasant, diseased and grimy,
This … Continue reading
Edge of Tomorrow
(2014)
Directed by Doug Liman
Starring Tom Cruise
Rating: ******
5/6
I must write this now. It can’t wait till the morrow.
I must write my review for Edge … Continue reading
