The 6th Day

(2000)

Directed by Roger Spottiswoode

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Rapaport, Tony Goldwyn

Rating: ******
              3/6

This film is another ripoff
Of Parts: the Clonus Horror,
But unlike Michael Bay’s The Island,
It’s not associated with that horror.

Arnie is a pilot
Who happens to get hurt.
He finds himself being pursued
By evil henchmen jerks.

It appears that he’s a clone,
And that his original is still alive.
Since there can’t be two of them,
The copy has to die.

Naturally, this means some action
And some shooting and kabooms.
A few of his clone enemies
Are like human cartoons.

This movie is somewhat forgettable.
It’s not one you’ll be re-watching too often.
I’m giving us a three out of six.
You’re free to turn it off, then.